Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. [to the Grandmaster]Im just a big fan of the sport., Hulk:Youre Banners friend.Thor:Im not Banners friend. And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? 7 . Aunt May:Hungry? Arent you cute? Its pretty freaky, but its safe. Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. Oprah. College isn't the place to go for ideas. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! Mar. Were killing you first!Rocket:Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name., [Yondu removes a leaf-shaped ornament from his suit and shows it to Groot]Yondu:The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. If there's a quizlet there's an A." 2. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. He's brave and selfless and a terrific example. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. - Jennifer Lee. I assume youre the captain, sir.Rocket Raccoon:Youre very perceptive.Thor:You seem like a noble leader. Thor:The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! What do you say to that?Tony Stark:Absolutely ridiculous. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. Doctor?Dr. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. I prefer you.Hulk:Banners friend.Thor:I dont even like Banner. Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Dr. It is good to once again be among friends. Move out. . Here are all the best funny quotes from the Captain Marvel film. Dr. Seuss Life, Smile, Graduation 1886 Copy quote If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Or Aristotle. Perhaps the darkest and saddest of the Avengers films (so far), there were still witty lines in Captain America: Civil War, especially when Spiderman joined the gang. Whats the play?Falcon:We need a diversion. So you joined a cult.Dr. Be fiercely independent. You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. Funny or Die Is Taking Over. We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. And so, we have done the monumental task of collating ALL the funniest lines from the Marvel movies here today, so that you can read through and have a chuckle while being reminded of the best moments. Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. there were numerous spots of humor, of course. Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. Marvel sounds a lot better. I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. Please! I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! Now you have graduated and "commenced," ending the last segment of your previous adventure, and now you begin your next adventure. "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. Um Im Spider-Man, then., Peter Parker:Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, Im sorry.Tony Stark:I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. John Wooden Graduation Quote #3: Always wear your thinking cap with your party shoes. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame This is the last day of the first day of school. Stephen Strange:No, I didnt. 16. Stephen Strange:[after Mordo hands him a card]Well, whats this? Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? Wanna come?Loki:You do seem like youre in desperate need of leadership.Korg:Why, thank you!, Loki:Do you really think its a good idea to go back to earth? [She walks away] Peter Quill:Oh she has no idea. Its savage, chaotic, lawless. No, that's wrong. Stephen Strange:If we dont do our jobsTony Stark:What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?Dr. Jul 12, 2020 - Explore Lydia Schlueter's board "Graduation ideas" on Pinterest. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. No. Maybe itll come back to me.. He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!Sparr: So Banner was the only [knocked unconscious from behind]Emil Blonsky: Ahh, shes an annoying bitch, isnt she?Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?!. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. Iron Man 3 (April 2013) cdn.europosters.eu "Oh, my God. When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. I respect you too much.Dr. This is gonna get weird, all right? That is AWESOME, dude!, Ant-Man:[internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, youre going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man:Whos speaking?Ant-Man:Its your conscience. Thank you!Ego:Its not half bad., Drax:I thought Yondu was your father.Peter Quill:What? There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is. A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. You." Anthony T. Hincks. Motivational Graduation Quotes. The adults are talking.Dr. Peggy on new beginnings "The world has changed and none of us can go back. Hulk gives it away., Ned Leeds:Do you lay eggs?Peter Parker:[taken aback]What? If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. So I take the tank, drop it right off at the generals palace, drop it at his feet. [to Groot]Thats why you dont like hats?, [Peter Quill comes into Groots room, sees that his room is a mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game]Peter Quill:Ohh! [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. Sir., Major Kathleen Kat Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?Dr. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Youve heard of her, shes a huge star, right? Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Tony Stark:Perfect. Are you sure you wouldnt rather punch your way out?Thor:If you keep talking, I might., [Thor and Loki commandeer a Harrow]Loki:Look, why dont you let me take over? Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. [woman blows on his dice]Okay, you too.Rhodey:I dont blow on a mans dice.Tony Stark:Come on, honey bear., Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, were about to get wet on this ride.. Are you looking for Why do I even talk to you guys? [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! Haha, dab! We dont know what it means. Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). Hammer!Darcy:Yeah, we can tell youre hammered., [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home] Jane Foster:What happened?Thor:Hes fine! Now, go ahead. Louisa May Alcott Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Well, it probably would have hurt, right? Robbery involves threat. 5. "You had me at hello.". Their senior year was full of face masks, social . I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. 45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.Tony Stark:That means get lost, Squidward!, Tony Stark: [Bruce is struggling to Hulk out]Dude, youre embarrassing me in front of the wizards., Peter Parker:[Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidian]Hey, man! Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. That guys brain is a bag full of cats. But we did., Agent Phil Coulson:Mr Stark.Pepper Potts:Phil! Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? Call your mother. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Endgame. [he sees hes free of his ankle monitor]Luis:[at Scotts house, he startled to see a giant ant on the couch]Whoa! I hate violence. Drax: An hour. Here are the funniest quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. 40 Inspiring Stan Lee Quotes 1. Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! AND with respect, you should be looking for a team thats prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again, youre going to have a lot of professional Tough Guys PISSING in their PANTS. Audrey Hepburn. It is our choices.". The red, the white. Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? - Henry David Thoreau. He protects the neighborhood and, you know, hes inspiring. The word spelled out.Peter Parker:Youre head of security and your password is password?Happy Hogan:I dont feel good about it either., Nick Fury:We have a job to do, and youre coming with us.Peter Parker:Theres gotta be someone else you can use. Hes just awesome, okay? [Pepper, glowing with Extremis, swats him away with a pole and looks at Tony, who thought she was dead]Tony Stark:I got nothing., JARVIS:I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that.