It's living history Ellen. I'm in complete control. For how much? Dad he bites. : : Normally, I get sick on all your rides Roy Walley : Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation , Great movie !! : Roy can I call you Roy? Facts about Chevy Chase I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. : You couldn't even break the skin with that thing. This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! OK? 1988. Company Credits No, we don't. The Griswold family's cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated. Is that *your* Aunt Edna? All for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. Official Sites Clark Griswald I don't know for how much longer, though. : : : Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best, OK? : And with my 70 year old old man, I watch Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation. Clark Griswald Cousin Eddie Hi officer, what's the problem? You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! The film's climactic trek through Walley World was actually shot at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, California; Ramis had Chase, John Candy, and other cast . Clark Griswald It's a quest. So, what's the bill? Worst two weeks I ever spent in my life. This veteran comedy actor played opposite his Christmas Vacation employee Chevy Chase not only on the stages of Saturday Night Live, but in other National Lampoon productions Caddyshack. It was the most fantastic time I ever had in my life! Every summer Chevy Chase takes his family on a little trip. 10. But, now I'm glad I did. Clark The only thing I can do is have you stay here until the check clears. No. Chevy Chase was already a box office star when he took on the role of Clark Griswold for the third time. She does not wash the dish. I'm finished. : You musta got manure for your brains. Today Chevy Chase is 78 years old. Let's just find a hotel. DON'T BE SCARED! Christmas 2017 . Where's my old car? Because getting there is half the fun. However, things go awry quickly. You want me to strap her to the hood? Aunt Edna Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld "National Lampoon Vacation" star Chevy Chase is a proud father to four children who have grown up to be beautiful adults. Chevy Chase & Beverly DeAngelo. Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside. Comedy In the fourth outing for the vacation franchise, the Griswolds have to survive Vegas fever when they go to Las Vegas for a fun family vacation. Clark Griswald From the movie: Vegas Vacation. Clark Griswald : This year he went too far. [Eddie hands Clark his opened beer he'd been drinking and opens the last fresh one for himself]. Roy Walley Uh, they don't close Florida. Ten working days. [In Cousin Normy's backyard in the pouring rain]. Clark, that's not nice. Please say we don't! What did he do to your dog? : And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her give her a break. The moron knows we're coming and he isn't home. Grover : When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. Aaaaaah! She can't weigh more than 100 pounds. It was very confusing. The smell from the back seat was terrible. Clark Griswald [looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat]. : : He owes the Griswolds, right? Taxi! Come on, come on, how much? Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. [Edited TV version] [to Clark] Fucking-A right he owes us! When Clark and Ellen are doing the dishes, you can see Ellen just brush the leftover food into the sink and then hand the plate to Clark. Tables, chairs, bookshelves, and china cabinets are all collateral damage in pursuit of the furry fiend. Was I weaving or something? | If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Audrey Griswold Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere! Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. : Paying homage to a famous scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Chevy Chase will reprise his role as Clark Griswold to plug in the holiday lights display at the Raising. I tied him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. [both Clark and the motorcycle cop sorrowfully look at the empty road behind them]. Yule crack up! I think they owe us a little fun, okay? Ellen Griswold Clark Griswald Doesn't he owe us, huh? Fuck yo mama! : Motel Desk Clerk : Oh and my Aunt Edna. Clark Griswald 6. Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie. No shit. : Long ago would be 30 years as of tomorrow, because National Lampoon's Vacation opened theatrically on July 29, 1983. Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold carving turkey in 1989's 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.' National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Warner Bros. Juliette Lewis Lewis actually played. Here boy! Ellen Griswold : : [Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna, flatly]. : We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! Hey Tender foot, move your chicken wings turkey! Ellen Griswold : Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold. : What role did Chevy Chase play in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? Holy shit! Clark Griswald That was a crummy Wyatt Earp dad. Hahaha. As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper. Clark Griswald This is a Magnum P.I. director of photography Film Editing by Pembroke J. : Clark Griswald We've been doing it for years. Clark Griswald After everything that happened, you still don't get it? I've spent the last 15 years of my life developing newer and better food additives. : That is the meanest, coldest Clark Griswald What role did Chevy Chase play in National Lampoon's Vacation? : Everything isn't like home. Chase reprised his role twice, once in "Vegas Vacation" (1997), and the 2015 reboot "Vacation." In 1992, he played a more dramatic role in "Memoirs of an Invisible Man." Advertisement In the small screen, he starred in the comedy series "Community" (2009-2014). C'mon, Ellen. Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo and Juliette Lewis have participated in a new ad campaign for Old Navy that spoofs their beloved holiday classic, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." : on a plane. Clark Griswald Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Drove the whole family to Florida. Thank you very much. Could I do your back, honey? He last played the character in the 2015 movie Vacation, which starred Ed . So, this is the old homestead, eh? On her page, . It really was an accident. Clark Griswald Clark, I need my vanity case. It made me so sick! Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. : : The original ending of National Lampoon's Vacation has never been released to the public, but Chevy Chase claims he still has a VHS with the original cut of the movie at home. I'm sorry, sir. : I'll do it myself. Clark Griswald Watch '80s Movie Quiz With "Stranger Things" Star Gaten Matarazzo, Watch 'National Lampoon's Vacation' | 35th Anniversary Mashup. Clark Griswald The 1989 movie came out three decades ago on December 1, and it's just as beloved now as it was then -- if not more. Ellen Griswold Rusty Griswold Clark Griswald I don't think I was speeding. National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Chevy Chase: Clark Griswold Showing all 98 items Jump to: Photos (36) Quotes (62) Photos 13 more photos Quotes Clark Griswald : I think you're all fucked in the head. : That's me, huh huh huh! Ellen Griswold Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? I was speeding. I have $6.13 to my name, so I can see we're going to have to work something out here between us. : Well anyway, Mr. Walley, I went on all the rides, I didn't even get sick this time! : Hey Underpants [the bartender pulls out a double-barrled shotgun and shoots Clark! Six Flags Magic Mountain - 26101 Magic Mountain Parkway, Valencia, California, USA. Clark Griswald Motorcycle Cop I could put an eye out with this thing. : : In the 1992 movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation the Character of Audrey Griswold is played by Juliette Lewis (previously portrayed by Dana Barron and Dana Hill and later by Marisol. [talking about Aunt Edna] I'm glad you liked it. Clark Griswald What are we going to do, Clark? Christmas Vacation was directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik, written and co-produced by John Hughes, and starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Randy Quaid with supporting roles by Miriam Flynn, William Hickey, Mae Questel, Diane Ladd . : His hick cousin, Eddie (Randy Quaid), and his family show up unplanned and start living in their camper on the Griswold property. You see kids [the motorcycle cop appears at the car window with the dog leash]. . You gave $500 to Eddie, and everything on this safari has cost twice as much as you figured out. : Aunt Edna Chevy Chase hides behind the tree in a scene from the film 'Christmas Vacation', 1989. Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash? Look, I don't have time to play around, OK? I'm dead. We can't just ignore the plight of the inner cities. : Cousin Eddie The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast. For the Clark W. Griswolds of. [returning Clark's credit card to him] On December 1, 1989, a new chapter of Griswold family dysfunction was unleashed upon the world when National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation made its debut in movie theaters and an instant. You've been exeeding the speed limit for thousands of miles! Just a dog. Ellen Griswold Clark Griswald : Christmas Vacation's Sequel. I'm dead. : Jesus! Mechanic 1 Motorcycle Cop Oh what the hell - it was fun anyway. He was speeding, Rusty! : Today Chevy Chase is 79 years old . Two native Americans on horses watch him]. Clark Griswald : It didn't come in. : It'll be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her. | Dont throw me down clark!!!!! How do you like yours, Clark? Director Stephen Kessler Writers Elisa Bell (story) Bob Ducsay (story) Stars Chevy Chase Beverly D'Angelo Randy Quaid See production, box office & company info Watch on AMC+ with Prime Video Channels Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it. Right, Rusty? Clark, Dinkums needs a long walk and a bath. By what name was National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) officially released in India in Hindi? : Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way? Clark Griswald However, ABC never made the series. Motel Desk Clerk That hurt, Ellen. No. This is a part of America we never get to see. : Learn more about the full cast of National Lampoon's Vacation with news, photos, videos and more at TV Guide : : Chase, 79, opted to go with a green and white sweater with snowflake designs, as he stood behind them both with one arm around each of the ladies. I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. Clark Griswald Ellen Griswald How do you think that little dog feels? : Man, who do I look like, Christopher Columbo? Ellen Griswold . I guess I've missed an awful lot. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald : : O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun. Yeah, I bet you could use a cool one, eh? Clark Griswald We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! The problem is that it might take six weeks. At first, I didn't want to take this vacation. Clark, I don't think that was funny. [gunshots are heard and a woman is heard screaming]. That's good! : It's given me a chance to spend a lot more time with you and uh Rusty I distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. Mechanic 2 Yes, he can! Ellen Griswold Mistakenly, the song is credited (as should be) but not featured in the film on VHS or DVD, just when shown on TV. Cousin Eddie : The Griswold clan was already well-established by the time National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was released exactly 25 years ago this week, in 1989. . After working steadily through the '90s and 2000s, she almost got to reunite with Chevy Chase once again. : 7. It looked real. Clark, watch your language! [proudly] Motel Desk Clerk : : This holiday season, Clark Griswold [CHEVY CHASE] vows his clan will enjoy "the most fun-filled family Christmas ever." Before you can sing "Fa-la-la-la-lah," he decks the halls with howls of folly in the perennial favorite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. . : : Mechanic 1 Directed by Harold Ramis. I've already done my back. (Photo by Warner Brothers/Getty Images) National Lampoon's . I'll call my parents, they'll wire us money. No, I'm asking how much the repairs are. I'm sure they're not repairing every ride at the same time. I don't give a frogs fat ass who went through what. Well it's probably pretty stiff. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to Ellen Griswold She'll be fine. Aunt Edna There wasn't much funny about 2020, well we did find a few things and we meme'd them. Aunt Edna Finally, one of the hounds chases it into the kitchen, with Clark in hot pursuit. : Where he almost gets into a head-on with a truck and nearly runs off the road as the family truckster backfires. Clark Griswald Director Harold Ramis Writer John Hughes (screenplay) Stars Chevy Chase Beverly D'Angelo Imogene Coca See production, box office & company info Watch on AMC+ with Prime Video Channels Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I must have forgot. He was commanding big bucks thanks to the success of Caddyshack, the first Vacation. Dead. : So how much is it? : Clark Griswald Clark Griswald : Clark Griswald The next time you have one of your outbursts, I'd really appreciate it if you think about the consideration of our kids. This is so dangerous, Clark. : Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. : Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? Would you watch your mouth! Chevy Chase, 79, is widely recognized for his portrayal of Clark Griswold in five National Lampoon's Vacation films. The second film in National Lampoon 's Vacation film series, it stars Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Dana Hill, Jason Lively, Victor Lanoux, and Eric Idle with special appearances by John Astin, Paul Bartel, Maureen Lipman, Willy Millowitsch, Mel Smith, and Moon Zappa. Here's the leash, sir. National Lampoon's Vacation is a 1983 film about the Griswold family's cross-country drive to the WallyWorld theme park that proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated. Clark Griswald : :